Quotes de Family Addams

Gomez: He has my father's eyes. 
Morticia: Gomez, take those out of his mouth. 

[the dancer in the cake doesn't pop out] 
Gomez: That poor girl. Lurch, was she in there before you baked? 
[Lurch hangs his head] 

Debbie Jellinsky: I just can't tell, does he like me at all? 
Morticia: Of course he does. He vomited. 
Debbie Jellinsky: That's true. Does he always do that with women he likes? 
Morticia: Oh, no. Just you.

Young Girl: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf, in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! 
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too. 
Wednesday: They had sex.